Do you know who's living right next door to you????

No? Well then get up off your dead ass and go talk to them. They're your neighbors, after all! You could be living next door to a long lost friend or relative, maybe even the next messiah! You think some commercial snitch culture fear mongering mostly bogus criminal background checking website is going to tell you anything worthwhile? Hells no! If you're thinking about spending $29.99 on a dubious background check, just pick up the phone and put it right back down again (credit to Sara Silverman) and walk right out the door and go meet your damned neighbors!